BURT & JASON

-

2nd to None

QB

Tom Brady

NE

29-34, 380 yards, 0 Interceptions

6 Touchdowns (40,28,38,30,5,9)

2,050

RB

Matt Forte

CHI

15-23 rushing

5-37 receiving

275

WR

Santonio Holmes

PIT

5-104 yards

475

WR

Brandon Marshall

DEN

5-49 yards

275

WR

Donald Driver

GB

7-107 yards

625

PK

David Akers

PHI

3 Field Goals (45,43,45)

All Team’s Points

1,000

DL

Dwight Freeney

IND

BYE WEEK

0

LB

Patrick Willis

SF

BYE WEEK

0

DB

Charles Tillman

CHI

5 Solo Tackles

400

TD

PITTSBURGH

PIT

Under 100 rushing/150 passing/200 Total

4 Turnovers, 4th Quarter Shutout

1,150

TOTAL:

6,250

EDDIE

-

Team Bad Monkey

QB

Kurt Warner

ARZ

32-41, 276 yards, 1 Interception

2 Touchdowns (2,16)

800

RB

Michael Turner

ATL

13-30 rushing, 1 Touchdown (5)

2-16 receiving

Game Winning Touchdown

600

WR

Vincent Jackson

SD

4-46 yards

1 Touchdown (3)

550

WR

Roddy White

ATL

4-56 yards

1 Touchdown (40)

700

WR

Hines Ward

PIT

8-159 yards

1 Touchdown (52)

1,250

PK

Nick Folk

DAL

BYE WEEK

0

DL

Darnell Dockett

ARZ

3 Solo Tackles

300

LB

Ray Lewis

BAL

7 Solo Tackles, 1 Assist

1 Sack

745

DB

Darren Sharper

NO

3 Solo Tackles

2 Pass Deflections

220

TD

N.Y. GIANTS

NYG

NO STATS

0

TOTAL:

5,165

HALE

-

Scarface

QB

Donovan McNabb

PHI

22-46, 269 yards

0 Interceptions

450

RB

Chris Johnson

TEN

17-128 rushing

200

WR

Larry Fitzgerald

ARZ

13-100 yards

1 Touchdown (2)

1 Solo Tackle

1,275

WR

Marques Colston

NO

8-166 yards

1 Touchdown (12)

1,050

WR

Anthony Gonzalez

IND

BYE WEEK

0

PK

Neil Rackers

ARZ

2 Field Goals (29,31)

3 Extra Points

475

DL

Julius Peppers

CAR

7 Solo Tackles

2 SAX, Forced Fumble

1,700

LB

DeMeco Ryans

HOU

8 Solo Tackles, 4 Assists

730

DB

Antoine Winfield

MIN

NO STATS

0

TD

BALTIMORE

BAL

3 SAX

150

TOTAL:

6,030

JASON

-

Surfing Porn Stars

QB

Peyton Manning

IND

BYE WEEK

0

RB

LaDainian Tomlinson

SD

18-70 rushing

3-30 receiving

425

WR

T.J. Houshmandzadeh

SEA

4-34 yards

250

WR

Steve Breaston (IR)

ARZ

7-77 yards

1 Touchdown (16)

64 Punt return yards

975

TE

Dallas Clark

IND

BYE WEEK

0

PK

Adam Vinatieri

IND

BYE WEEK

0

DL

John Abraham

ATL

3 Solo Tackles, 1 Assist

½ Sack

475

LB

DeMarcus Ware

DAL

BYE WEEK

0

DB

Yeremiah Bell

MIA

BYE WEEK

0

TD

CHICAGO

CHI

Under 100 rushing, 2 Turnovers

350

TOTAL:

2,475

JEREMY

-

Big Ballaz

QB

Aaron Rodgers

GB

29-37, 358 yards, 1 Interception

2 Touchdowns (47,1)

800

RB

Brian Westbrook

PHI

6-50 rushing

9-91 receiving

725

WR

Reggie Wayne

IND

BYE WEEK

0

WR

Nate Burleson (IR)

SEA

2-40 yards

1 Solo Tackle

200

WR

Greg Jennings

GB

6-64 yards

500

PK

Lawrence Tynes

NYG

2 Field Goals (49,38)

3 Extra Points

475

DL

Osi Umenyiora

NYG

1 Solo Tackle, 2 Assists

100

LB

Elvis Dumervil (IR)

DEN

4 Solo Tackles, 1 Assist

2 SAX, Forced Fumble

1,370

DB

Antrel Rolle

ARZ

1 Solo Tackle

1 Interception, 2 Pass Deflections

490

TD

DENVER

DEN

Under 100 rushing, 5 SAX

1 Turnover, 4th Quarter Shutout

Punt return for Touchdown

Kickoff return for Touchdown

2,500

TOTAL:

7,160

JOHN & JOEY

-

U Don’t Want None of Dis!

QB

Joe Flacco

BAL

28-43, 385 yards, 0 Interceptions

2 Touchdowns (32,12)

950

RB

Cedric Benson

CIN

16-44 rushing, 1 Touchdown (10)

2-1 receiving

1 Solo Tackle

500

WR

Randy Moss

NE

8-129 yards

3 Touchdowns (40,28,9)

1,850

WR

Wes Welker

NE

10-150 yards

2 Touchdowns (30,5)

1,650

WR

Steve Smith

NYG

4-44 yards

250

PK

Ryan Longwell

MIN

4 Field Goals (40,22,29,31)

3 Extra Points

Game Winning Field Goal

1,275

DL

Robert Mathis

IND

BYE WEEK

0

LB

London Fletcher (IR)

WAS

2 Solo Tackles, 4 Assists

130

DB

Eric Weddle

SD

5 Solo Tackles

400

TD

DALLAS

DAL

BYE WEEK

0

TOTAL:

7,005

MATT

-

Nu Crue

QB

Drew Brees

NO

23-30, 369 yards, 0 Interceptions

4 Touchdowns (1,36,12,12), No SAX

1,650

RB

Brandon Jacobs

NYG

7-33 rushing

1-2 receiving

75

WR

Steve Smith

CAR

1-4 yards

25

WR

DeSean Jackson

PHI

6-94 yards

500

TE

John Carlson

SEA

2 receptions for 55 yards

365

PK

Nate Kaeding

SD

3 Field Goals (20,44,50)

2 Extra Points

1,000

DL

Kyle Vanden Bosch

TEN

3 Solo Tackles, 2 Assists

350

LB

Shawne Merriman

SD

3 Solo Tackles, 2 Assists

115

DB

Adrian Wilson

ARZ

4 Solo Tackles

360

TD

SAN DIEGO

SD

Punt return for Touchdown

750

TOTAL:

5,190

MIKE D.

-

Cornholers

QB

Ben Roethlisberger

PIT

23-35, 417 yards, 1 Interception

2 Touchdowns (8,52)

1,100

RB

Adrian Peterson

MIN

22-143 rushing

4-23 receiving

600

WR

Anquan Boldin

ARZ

6-54 yards

500

WR

Chad Ochocinco

CIN

5-103 yards

475

TE

Tony Gonzalez

ATL

4 receptions for 52 yards

1 Touchdown (10)

906

PK

Stephen Gostkowski

NE

1 Field Goal (33)

8 Extra Points

550

DL

Jared Allen

MIN

6 Solo Tackles, 1 Assist

1 Sack

1,025

LB

Jon Beason

CAR

1 Solo Tackle, 2 Assists

1 Pass Deflection

115

DB

Quintin Mikell (IR)

PHI

2 Solo Tackles, 1 Assist

1 Interception, 1 Pass Deflection

505

TD

NEW ENGLAND

NE

Under 150 passing/200 Total

5 Turnovers

Complete Game Shutout

2,200

TOTAL:

7,976

PAUL

-

Wild Cards

QB

Philip Rivers

SD

20-33, 274 yards, 0 Interceptions

1 Touchdown (3)

650

RB

Marion Barber

DAL

BYE WEEK

0

WR

Terrell Owens

BUF

3-13 yards

175

WR

Lance Moore

NO

6-78 yards

1 Touchdown (12)

800

TE

Antonio Gates

SD

5 receptions for 70 yards

660

PK

Jeff Reed

PIT

2 Field Goals (32,39)

3 Extra Points

475

DL

Justin Tuck

NYG

4 Solo Tackles

1 Pass Deflection

400

LB

Terrell Suggs

BAL

4 Solo Tackles, 1 Assist

320

DB

Bob Sanders

IND

BYE WEEK

0

TD

MINNESOTA

MIN

Under 100 rushing, 3 SAX

300

TOTAL:

3,780

REID

-

9 Balls

QB

Tony Romo

DAL

BYE WEEK

0

RB

Maurice Jones-Drew

JAX

33-133 rushing, 3 Touchdowns (4,1,3)

5-45 receiving

1,875

WR

Andre Johnson

HOU

8-135 yards

650

WR

Santana Moss

WAS

1-42 yards

75

TE

Jason Witten

DAL

BYE WEEK

0

PK

Jason Elam

ATL

3 Extra Points

75

DL

Trent Cole

PHI

2 Solo Tackles

1 Sack

400

LB

James Harrison

PIT

4 Solo Tackles, 1 Assist

Fumble Recovery

670

DB

Charles Woodson

GB

3 Solo Tackles

120

TD

PHILADELPHIA

PHI

2 Turnovers

200

TOTAL:

4,065