BURT & JASON

-

2nd to None

QB

Tom Brady

NE

21-32, 258 yards, 0 Interceptions

1 Touchdown (14)

Rushing Touchdown (1)

900

RB

Matt Forte

CHI

12-121 rushing, 1 Touchdown (37)

2-19 receiving

700

WR

Santonio Holmes

PIT

4-52 yards

350

WR

Devin Hester

CHI

1-2 yards

25

WR

Donald Driver

GB

4-55 yards

350

PK

David Akers

PHI

BYE WEEK

0

DL

Mario Williams

HOU

3 Solo Tackles, 1 Assist

1 Sack, Forced Fumble

825

LB

Patrick Willis

SF

5 Solo Tackles, 3 Assists

2½ SAX, 1 Pass Deflection

Interception return for Touchdown

2,810

DB

Charles Tillman

CHI

6 Solo Tackles, 2 Assists

490

TD

PITTSBURGH

PIT

Under 100 rushing, 3 SAX

1 Turnover, 1st Half Shutout

500

TOTAL:

6,950

EDDIE

-

Team Bad Monkey

QB

Kurt Warner

ARZ

BYE WEEK

0

RB

Michael Turner

ATL

BYE WEEK

0

WR

Vincent Jackson

SD

4-56 yards

350

WR

Jerricho Cotchery

NYJ

5-71 yards

1 Solo Tackle

475

WR

Hines Ward

PIT

8-113 yards

650

PK

Nick Folk

DAL

1 Field Goal (49)

1 Extra Point

225

DL

Darnell Dockett

ARZ

BYE WEEK

0

LB

Ray Lewis

BAL

7 Solo Tackles, 7 Assists

765

DB

Darren Sharper (IR)

NO

5 Solo Tackles, 3 Assists

2 Interceptions, 2 Pass Deflections

Interception return for Touchdown

2,525

TD

N.Y. GIANTS

NYG

Under 150 passing, 200 Total

5 SAX, 1 Turnover

600

TOTAL:

5,590

HALE

-

Scarface

QB

Donovan McNabb

PHI

BYE WEEK

0

RB

Chris Johnson

TEN

16-83 rushing

3-11 receiving

2 point conversion

1 Solo Tackle

525

WR

Larry Fitzgerald

ARZ

BYE WEEK

0

WR

Marques Colston

NO

2-33 yards

100

WR

Brandon Marshall (IR)

DEN

4-91 yards

1 Touchdown (51)

Game Winning Touchdown

1,050

PK

Neil Rackers

ARZ

BYE WEEK

0

DL

Julius Peppers

CAR

BYE WEEK

0

LB

DeMeco Ryans

HOU

3 Solo Tackles, 2 Assists

Forced Fumble, 1 Pass Deflection

365

DB

Antoine Winfield

MIN

10 Solo Tackles

1 Interception, 2 Pass Deflections

1,450

TD

BALTIMORE

BAL

Under 100 rushing, 3 SAX, 1 Turnover

Fumble Recovery return for Touchdown

900

TOTAL:

4,390

JASON

-

Surfing Porn Stars

QB

Peyton Manning

IND

31-41, 353 yards, 1 Interception

2 Touchdowns (5,21), No SAX

1,050

RB

Darren Sproles (IR)

SD

1-16 receiving

154 Kick return yards

275

WR

T.J. Houshmandzadeh

SEA

8-103 yards

650

WR

Roy Williams

DAL

3-35 yards

225

TE

Dallas Clark

IND

8 receptions for 80 yards

1,040

PK

Adam Vinatieri

IND

2 Field Goals (37,19)

4 Extra Points

650

DL

John Abraham

ATL

BYE WEEK

0

LB

DeMarcus Ware

DAL

2 Solo Tackles, 2 Assists

Forced Fumble

290

DB

Yeremiah Bell

MIA

8 Solo Tackles

520

TD

CHICAGO

CHI

Under 100 rushing

5 SAX, 2 Turnovers

Kickoff return for Touchdown

1,250

TOTAL:

5,950

JEREMY

-

Big Ballaz

QB

Aaron Rodgers

GB

26-37, 384 yards, 1 Interception

2 Touchdowns (62,33)

900

RB

Ronnie Brown (IR)

MIA

20-115 rushing

2 Touchdowns (1,4)

1,000

WR

Reggie Wayne

IND

6-74 yards

1 Touchdown (5)

1 Solo Tackle

900

WR

Calvin Johnson

DET

8-133 yards

13 rushing yards

750

WR

Greg Jennings

GB

3-31 yards

1 Solo Tackle

325

PK

Lawrence Tynes

NYG

2 Field Goals (25,40)

3 Extra Points

1 Solo Tackle

575

DL

Osi Umenyiora

NYG

2 Solo Tackles

1 Sack

400

LB

E.J. Henderson

MIN

4 Solo Tackles, 3 Assists

360

DB

Gibril Wilson

MIA

2 Solo Tackles

80

TD

TENNESSEE

TEN

1 Turnover

100

TOTAL:

5,390

JOHN & JOEY

-

U Don’t Want None of Dis!

QB

Matt Ryan

ATL

BYE WEEK

0

RB

DeAngelo Williams

CAR

BYE WEEK

0

WR

Derrick Mason (IR)

BAL

7-88 yards

1 Touchdown (20)

825

WR

Mario Manningham (IR)

NYG

1-43 yards

1 Solo Tackle

175

WR

Roddy White

ATL

BYE WEEK

0

PK

Ryan Longwell

MIN

4 Extra Points

250

DL

Robert Mathis

IND

4 Solo Tackles, 2 Assists

3 SAX, 2 Forced Fumbles

2,150

LB

London Fletcher (IR)

WAS

5 Solo Tackles, 4 Assists

1 Sack

755

DB

Eric Weddle

SD

5 Solo Tackles, 2 Assists

450

TD

DALLAS

DAL

3 SAX, 1 Turnover

250

TOTAL:

4,855

MATT

-

Nu Crue

QB

Drew Brees

NO

20-32, 190 yards

0 Interceptions, No SAX

450

RB

Brandon Jacobs

NYG

21-92 rushing

1-(-4) receiving

1 Solo Tackle

325

WR

Steve Smith

CAR

BYE WEEK

0

WR

DeSean Jackson

PHI

BYE WEEK

0

TE

John Carlson

SEA

5 receptions for 39 yards

517

PK

Nate Kaeding

SD

4 Extra Points

250

DL

Kyle Vanden Bosch

TEN

1 Solo Tackle

50

LB

Shaun Phillips (IR)

SD

5 Solo Tackles, 1 Assist

Forced Fumble

545

DB

Adrian Wilson

ARZ

BYE WEEK

0

TD

SAN DIEGO

SD

3 SAX, 2 Turnovers

Fumble Recovery return for Touchdown

850

TOTAL:

2,987

MIKE D.

-

Cornholers

QB

Ben Roethlisberger

PIT

26-33, 333 yards, 0 Interceptions

2 Touchdowns (19,6)

950

RB

Adrian Peterson

MIN

25-55 rushing, 1 Touchdown (1)

1-0 receiving

525

WR

Percy Harvin ® (IR)

MIN

2-39 yards

52 Kick return yards

320

WR

Chad Ochocinco

CIN

3-24 yards

2 Touchdowns (5,2)

Game Tying Touchdown

1,025

TE

Tony Gonzalez

ATL

BYE WEEK

0

PK

Stephen Gostkowski

NE

2 Field Goals (32,33)

3 Extra Points

475

DL

Jared Allen

MIN

6 Solo Tackles, 1 Assist

4½ SAX, Forced Fumble

SAFETY

3,075

LB

Jon Beason

CAR

BYE WEEK

0

DB

Tyvon Branch (IR)

OAK

3 Solo Tackles, 1 Assist

145

TD

NEW ENGLAND

NE

2 Turnovers

200

TOTAL:

6,715

PAUL

-

Wild Cards

QB

Philip Rivers

SD

21-36, 254 yards, 0 Interceptions

3 Toucvhdowns (3,30,13)

1,200

RB

Felix Jones (IR)

DAL

NO STATS

0

WR

Terrell Owens

BUF

3-60 yards

325

WR

Lance Moore

NO

1-1 yard

25

TE

Antonio Gates

SD

9 receptions for 124 yards

2 Touchdowns (3,30)

2,272

PK

Jeff Reed

PIT

1 Field Goal (46)

5 Extra Points

475

DL

Igor Olshansky (IR)

DAL

2 Solo Tackles, 1 Assist

125

LB

Terrell Suggs

BAL

4 Solo Tackles, 2 Assists, 1 Sack

Forced Fumble, 1 Pass Deflection

940

DB

Bob Sanders

IND

NO STATS

0

TD

MINNESOTA

MIN

Under 100 rushing, 8 SAX

2 Turnovers, SAFETY

1,200

TOTAL:

6,562

REID

-

9 Balls

QB

Tony Romo

DAL

25-42, 255 yards

1 Interception

300

RB

Maurice Jones-Drew

JAX

6-14 rushing, 1 Touchdown (9)

3-26 receiving

525

WR

Andre Johnson

HOU

2-66 yards

200

WR

Santana Moss

WAS

2-74 yards

1 Touchdown (59)

1 Solo Tackle

800

TE

Jason Witten

DAL

4 receptions for 31 yards

443

PK

Jason Elam

ATL

BYE WEEK

0

DL

Trent Cole

PHI

BYE WEEK

0

LB

James Harrison

PIT

5 Solo Tackles

2 SAX, Forced Fumble

1,375

DB

Charles Woodson

GB

2 Solo Tackles

80

TD

PHILADELPHIA

PHI

BYE WEEK

0

TOTAL:

3,723