BRETT

“Screaming Howler Monkeys”

QB

Drew Brees

NO

RB

Frank Gore

SF

WR1

Eddie Royal

DEN

WR2

Ted Ginn Jr.

MIA

TE

Dallas Clark

IND

PK

Jeff Reed

PIT

DL

Adewale Ogunleye

CHI

LB

Jerod Mayo

NE

DB

Eric Weddle

SD

TD

N.Y. JETS

NYJ

CHAD

“Angry Oki Man”

QB

Tom Brady

NE

RB

Maurice Jones-Drew

JAX

WR1

Michael Crabtree ® *

SF

WR2

Dwayne Bowe

KC

WR3

DeSean Jackson

PHI

PK

Jason Elam

ATL

DL

Patrick Kerney

SEA

LB

Thomas Davis *

CAR

DB

Brandon Meriweather

NE

TD

SAN FRANCISCO

SF

IAN

“Hammers”

QB

Philip Rivers

SD

RB

Cedric Benson *

CIN

WR1

Randy Moss

NE

WR2

T.J. Houshmandzadeh

SEA

TE

Tony Gonzalez

ATL

PK

David Akers

PHI

DL

Albert Haynesworth

WAS

LB

Jon Beason

CAR

DB

Roman Harper

NO

TD

CINCINNATI *

CIN

JARED

“King of Pop”

QB

Matt Schaub

HOU

RB

Clinton Portis

WAS

WR1

Calvin Johnson

DET

WR2

Marques Colston

NO

WR3

Mike Sims-Walker *

JAX

PK

Mason Crosby

GB

DL

Mario Williams

HOU

LB

Patrick Willis

SF

DB

O.J. Atogwe

STL

TD

SAN DIEGO

SD

LIFA

“Tuffgong”

QB

Tony Romo

DAL

RB

Ronnie Brown *

MIA

WR1

Andre Johnson

HOU

WR2

Percy Harvin ®

MIN

TE

Owen Daniels

HOU

PK

Josh Brown

STL

DL

Julius Peppers

CAR

LB

Jonathan Vilma *

NO

DB

Ed Reed

BAL

TD

GREEN BAY *

GB

RICHIE

“Bulldogs”

QB

Eli Manning

NYG

RB

Brian Westbrook

PHI

WR1

Larry Fitzgerald

ARZ

WR2

Braylon Edwards

NYJ

WR3

Hines Ward

PIT

PK

John Kasay

CAR

DL

Mathias Kiwanuka

NYG

LB

Barrett Ruud

TB

DB

Troy Polamalu

PIT

TD

TENNESSEE

TEN

RUSSO

“2 Pump Chump”

QB

Peyton Manning

IND

RB

Rashard Mendenhall *

PIT

WR1

Reggie Wayne

IND

WR2

Mario Manningham *

NYG

TE

Chris Cooley

WAS

PK

Rob Bironas

TEN

DL

Justin Tuck

NYG

LB

Ray Lewis

BAL

DB

Adrian Wilson

ARZ

TD

N.Y. GIANTS

NYG

BRYAN

“1 in a Million Shot Doc!”

QB

Donovan McNabb

PHI

RB

Michael Turner

ATL

WR1

Brandon Marshall

DEN

WR2

Santonio Holmes

PIT

TE

John Carlson

SEA

PK

Neil Rackers

ARZ

DL

Kevin Williams

MIN

LB

James Harrison

PIT

DB

Cortland Finnegan

TEN

TD

NEW ORLEANS *

NO

GAVIN

“G2”

QB

Brett Favre *

MIN

RB

Knowshon Moreno ® *

DEN

WR1

Anquan Boldin

ARZ

WR2

Vincent Jackson

SD

TE

Jason Witten

DAL

PK

Nate Kaeding

SD

DL

Will Smith *

NO

LB

Elvis Dumervil *

DEN

DB

Yeremiah Bell

MIA

TD

PITTSBURGH

PIT

IKAIKA

“Child Please”

QB

Joe Flacco *

BAL

RB

DeAngelo Williams

CAR

WR1

Greg Jennings

GB

WR2

Chad Ochocinco

CIN

TE

Antonio Gates

SD

PK

Stephen Gostkowski

NE

DL

Trent Cole

PHI

LB

Curtis Lofton *

ATL

DB

Donte Whitner *

BUF

TD

ARIZONA

ARZ

JERRY

“Dickhead”

QB

Jay Cutler

CHI

RB

Chris Johnson

TEN

WR1

Devin Hester

CHI

WR2

Donald Driver

GB

TE

Dustin Keller

NYJ

PK

Adam Vinatieri

IND

DL

Jared Allen

MIN

LB

DeMarcus Ware

DAL

DB

Gibril Wilson

MIA

TD

MINNESOTA

MIN

REID

“9-Balls”

QB

Kurt Warner

ARZ

RB

Steve Slaton

HOU

WR1

Steve Smith

CAR

WR2

Santana Moss

WAS

TE

Visanthe Shiancoe

MIN

PK

Ryan Longwell

MIN

DL

John Abraham

ATL

LB

Terrell Suggs

BAL

DB

Antoine Winfield

MIN

TD

PHILADELPHIA

PHI

RODNEY

“Lucky Dog”

QB

Aaron Rodgers

GB

RB

Ray Rice *

BAL

WR1

Wes Welker

NE

WR2

Sydney Rice *

MIN

TE

Brent Celek *

PHI

PK

Lawrence Tynes

NYG

DL

Robert Mathis

IND

LB

LaMarr Woodley

PIT

DB

Brian Dawkins

DEN

TD

BALTIMORE

BAL

TRACI

“Traceritops”

QB

Matt Ryan

ATL

RB

Adrian Peterson

MIN

WR1

Roddy White

ATL

WR2

Derrick Mason

BAL

TE

Kevin Boss

NYG

PK

Rian Lindell

BUF

DL

Osi Umenyiora

NYG

LB

DeMeco Ryans

HOU

DB

Michael Griffin

TEN

TD

CHICAGO

CHI