BRO’

“Big Daddy Long Stroke”

QB

Matt Schaub *

HOU

RB

Adrian Peterson

MIN

WR1

Anquan Boldin

ARZ

WR2

Mike Sims-Walker *

JAX

TE

Chris Cooley

WAS

PK

Ryan Succop ®

KC

DL

Andre Carter *

WAS

LB

David Harris *

NYJ

DB

Ed Reed

BAL

TD

MIAMI

MIA

CLIFF

“Liquid Doo Doo”

QB

Ben Roethlisberger

PIT

RB

Marion Barber

DAL

WR1

Reggie Wayne

IND

WR2

T.J. Houshmandzadeh

SEA

TE

Heath Miller *

PIT

PK

Nick Folk

DAL

DL

Justin Tuck

NYG

LB

D.J. Williams *

DEN

DB

Troy Polamalu

PIT

TD

GREEN BAY *

GB

FERGIE

“Crap Shooter”

QB

Matt Ryan

ATL

RB

DeAngelo Williams

CAR

WR1

Devin Hester

CHI

WR2

Derrick Mason

BAL

TE

Tony Gonzalez

ATL

PK

Jay Feely *

NYJ

DL

Adewale Ogunleye

CHI

LB

Bart Scott

NYJ

DB

O.J. Atogwe

STL

TD

ARIZONA

ARZ

JEFF

“Where’d You Go?”

QB

Matt Hasselbeck

SEA

RB

Cedric Benson *

CIN

WR1

Donald Driver *

GB

WR2

Steve Smith *

NYG

TE

Brent Celek *

PHI

PK

Jason Elam

ATL

DL

Ray Edwards *

MIN

LB

Jon Beason

CAR

DB

Antrel Rolle

ARZ

TD

INDIANAPOLIS

IND

JOHNNY M.

“High Voltage”

QB

Kurt Warner

ARZ

RB

Darren Sproles *

SD

WR1

Larry Fitzgerald

ARZ

WR2

Vincent Jackson

SD

TE

Visanthe Shiancoe *

MIN

PK

Nate Kaeding

SD

DL

John Abraham

ATL

LB

Jerod Mayo

NE

DB

Gibril Wilson

MIA

TD

PITTSBURGH

PIT

MAKOA

“K-Town”

QB

Peyton Manning

IND

RB

Reggie Bush

NO

WR1

Hines Ward

PIT

WR2

Percy Harvin ®

MIN

WR3

Sydney Rice *

MIN

PK

Stephen Gostkowski

NE

DL

Richard Seymour

OAK

LB

James Harrison

PIT

DB

Adrian Wilson

ARZ

TD

MINNESOTA

MIN

PONO

“P-Unit”

QB

Joe Flacco

BAL

RB

Brandon Jacobs *

NYG

WR1

Roy Williams

DAL

WR2

David Anderson *

HOU

WR3

Davone Bess

MIA

PK

Jeff Reed

PIT

DL

Dwight Freeney

IND

LB

Lance Briggs

CHI

DB

Nate Clements

SF

TD

NEW ORLEANS *

NO

CHINGY

“Grey Goose & Cran”

QB

Tom Brady

NE

RB

Chris Johnson

TEN

WR1

Roddy White

ATL

WR2

Pierre Garcon *

IND

TE

Dallas Clark

IND

PK

Ryan Longwell

MIN

DL

Antwan Odom *

CIN

LB

Elvis Dumervil *

DEN

DB

Eric Weddle

SD

TD

N.Y. JETS

NYJ

DAVID

“2 Legged Tilapia”

QB

Jay Cutler

CHI

RB

Maurice Jones-Drew

JAX

WR1

DeSean Jackson

PHI

WR2

Greg Jennings *

GB

TE

Antonio Gates

SD

PK

Lawrence Tynes

NYG

DL

Julius Peppers

CAR

LB

DeMarcus Ware

DAL

DB

Bob Sanders *

IND

TD

BALTIMORE

BAL

FRANK

“SloppyKnob Goblinz”

QB

Carson Palmer

CIN

RB

LaDainian Tomlinson

SD

WR1

Randy Moss

NE

WR2

Santana Moss

WAS

TE

Jason Witten

DAL

PK

Josh Scobee

JAX

DL

Robert Mathis

IND

LB

Aaron Curry ®

SEA

DB

Antoine Bethea *

IND

TD

PHILADEPHIA

PHI

JIMBO

“Back to da Country 96792”

QB

Philip Rivers

SD

RB

Ray Rice *

BAL

WR1

Brandon Marshall

DEN

WR2

Jerricho Cotchery

NYJ

TE

Owen Daniels

HOU

PK

Robbie Gould

CHI

DL

Albert Haynesworth

WAS

LB

James Farrior

PIT

DB

Antonio Cromartie

SD

TD

DENVER *

DEN

JONNY B.

“4 Ewa – Wat Ewa”

QB

Eli Manning

NYG

RB

Michael Turner

ATL

WR1

Wes Welker

NE

WR2

Eddie Royal

DEN

TE

Vernon Davis *

SF

PK

Neil Rackers

ARZ

DL

Trent Cole

PHI

LB

Terrell Suggs

BAL

DB

Champ Bailey *

DEN

TD

SAN FRANCISCO *

SF

PERNELL

“Kiss the Baby”

QB

Drew Brees

NO

RB

Ronnie Brown *

MIA

WR1

Marques Colston

NO

WR2

Chad Ochocinco

CIN

WR3

Miles Austin *

DAL

PK

Mason Crosby

GB

DL

Mario Williams

HOU

LB

Patrick Willis

SF

DB

Charles Tillman

CHI

TD

N.Y. GIANTS

NYG

RICKY

“No Way You Stay’n”

QB

Aaron Rodgers

GB

RB

Matt Forte

CHI

WR1

Dwayne Bowe

KC

WR2

Johnnie Knox ® *

CHI

TE

Jeremy Shockey *

NO

PK

John Carney

NO

DL

Jared Allen

MIN

LB

Will Witherspoon *

PHI

DB

Darren Sharper *

NO

TD

SAN DIEGO

SD